What is the secret of happiness

Disciple: Master, what is the secret to a happy life?

Master: Dear one, to be happy you need to love oneself and others unconditionally.

Disciple: cool! Is that the only condition? That’s easy to remember.

Master (thinking): ‘Unconditional’ isn’t a concept, so how can words express it? The mind can never grasp it, its tool can never express it.

Master: Fancy a game of yamack?

Disciple: yamackaroozey! Am ready.